Happy Birthday code name Vita! The Coral Sands wishes a tremendously, wildly, outrageously happy one to the hippest woman we got stationed in Wisconsin. The woman who has haunted a million dreams, launched a thousand ships, eaten a hundred cows -- our darling, Vita "Pat from Madison" Alea -- equally at home behind a skillet, in front of the Governor, on top of her game, who wears the best lipstick, has done the craziest things with hair color, is never at a loss for words, can slap you down while slapping a rack of moose in the oven, knows how to fish and can do everything sartorial with three threads and a button, the woman you want on your team first, last, and always, the love of a million lives, the best mom on the planet, the hottest babe you will ever see in a Strategic Air Command jump suit, she can out think, out talk, out dance, out cook, out drink, out rage any and everybody.
WE LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All of us here in Adrian Michigan, the entire town, BOW DOWN BEFORE YOU!
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xx David and Brian