An Amazing Scoop for TCS

Well, the season (the "official" season, that is) is winding down here in Palm Springs now that the Dinah and Coachella are out of the way and tucked to bed for the next 12 months. But not here at the Coral Sands,

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TCS has learned that Queen Elizabeth has been following this blog religiously for the last few months and, wanting to keep the chat convivial at the White House dinner, asked President Bush whether he knew Ruby Montana. Of course, the President lied. So when the Queen asked him whether he could pulll a few strings and get her a quickie reservation the entire WH staff went to work.
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Old connections persist and Mr. Kabler's phone rang. "Hey," said an official sounding voice, "could you get an old queen in down there?" Mr. Kabler said he had some experience in these matters and got to work.

See how the fresh air and warm weather -- not to mention Miss Montana's dirty martinis -- have rejuvenated the Queen and her husband. What a couple of hotties!

As guards stood at attention, the royal couple, joined by Miss Montana, skinny dipped in the luscious Coral Sands pool. Then it was back to Washington and back to cleaning toilets. The Rindercella evening was over.
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And that, folks, is how it goes here at TCS.
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Over and Out. . . way out.