Tinky Winky Mourns Jerry Falwell

Fighting back tears, little Tinky Winky met the media this afternoon to address the intense speculation that he and Dr. Falwell had a relationship "like a man has with a woman."
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"It's true!" Tinky blurted between tears of rage and sorrow. "I always kept a picture of my precious wife in my handbag." Tinky and Dr. Falwell had been secretly married in the Elvis Chapel in Las Vegas shortly before The Moral Majority started its anti-Tinky camapign to disuade them from going public with their relationship.
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When asked how he was doing, Tinky replied, "I'm blue."