"Truly we have, and are having just a marvelous time and the Trio has not had a snapping turtle moment... amazingly enough.
This has been the most magical journey."
"Our last night in Paris
and I am refusing to leave...
I have locked myself in a closet in the hotel...thank god for wifi.
Please do not post this until Ruth and Rebecca have gone."
From an intercepted email originating at L’hôtel de Varenne.
The email was written by Ruby Montana herself, moments ago.
Do not post? Well... So sorry, dear Rube, but a scoop is a scoop,
and this may just get me that gig at Gawker.
Reporting from Paris,