Wednesday, January 31, 2007

Lola's Career In a Nutshell

Many have asked about the Sands' fabulous pooch Lola and how she came to be so influential at The Sands. It's a question we get all the time and so we are addressing it here. Mind you, this is a very brief overview.

Like her idol Jodie Foster, Lola began working when she was just a pup. Her first job was pulling panties off pretty girls, a skill we have all noted in Lola's oeuvre at the Sands. From there, she learned to mix cocktails and light cigarettes.

A quick study, Lola advanced rapidly. Read on.

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